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11 October 2004, 1453 HRS EDT (2:53 P.M.)

Corrections

          SOrry about that last late-night post. I was very tired and my posts don't always make sense when I'm tired. The Latin-American aboard SeaLab is named Marco. The station's medical doctor is named Dr. Virjay. I forgot to mention the school teacher, also named Debbie. There are children on board SeaLab. The only one I can rememebr is Dolphon boy and Fatty McFatass. Don't ask.
          I would go back and fix the mistakes in my last post, but I'm feeling pretty sick right now. My head hurts and I'm kinda dizzy. You know that feeling you get after getting out of the pool? You know, when your arms and legs feel funny? It's because ther is more resistance on your body's movements when you are under water. In order to make you limbs go where you want them to, your body afjusts for resistance and buyancey. When you get out of the pool, your body must adjust to the resistance and buyancey in the atmosphere. Well anyway... That strange feeling of your arms and legs feeling like they're moving through Jell-O, that's kinda what I felt like when I woke up. Long story short, I think I'm getting another ear infection. This will be number 16. Don't ask. I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK! Nobody cares about my ear infections... WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING? Fine!
          Before the age of three, I had twelve ear infections. The doctor's put these tubes inside my inner ears to drain fluids or something. After a while, they fell out, as they are supposed to. Since then, I have somehow managed to get three more ear infections. I havent had one in the past fice years, although I have had swimmers ear twice since then. BUT WHO CARES!?

26 August 2004, 0021 HRS EDT (12:13 A.M.)

A REAL UPDATE!

          You guys watch [adult swim], right? Of course you do! Ha Ha Ha. Wh-what? You mean, you don't? Well why not?
          Remember when cartoons were just for kids? Well, me neither! How about the Simpsons. A very popular animated sitcom geared towards 18 to 34 year olds. If you don't know who the Simpsons are, then I'm not going to tell you. Do you remember Duckman? A charming animated series staring the voice of Jason Alexander, with at least an R rating. And who could forget South Park. These are the animated shows that paved the way for [adult swim].
          Back in the day (1960's), there was a boring-as-crap called Space Ghost. Then, some smart people had a good idea. I don't know who because I am too tired to research for this post. Anyway, these people got the rights to the show and turned it into a late night talk show. Space Ghost is the host, and his enemies play other roles. For instance, the giant Mantis creature known as Zorak, is the band leader. Moltar, a poorly drawn lava guy, pulls some handle that has something to do with cameras and stuff. Tanzit, another lava guy, is the anouncer. Blah blah blah. It's allot more successfull than you would think. Big time names have been seen on the show, like “Weird Al” yankovic, Jim Carry, Metallica, Jack Black, Bill Nye the Science Guy, the guy from The Talking Heads, Donny Osmand... Never mind.
          Aaaaaaanyway, the point is, they took an old crappy show, and turned it into a show so funny that you will pee in your pants at least three times per episode! Another crappy show from the sixties is Birdman. Now, Harvey Birdman: Atturney at Law is one of the funniest shows on TV. On this show, another part of [adult swim], you can watch as Harvey defends Hana Barbera characters like the Pot smoking Scooby and Shaggy, or the genitalia exposing Super Secrete Secrete Squrill. Who can forget the Simpons spin-off Futurama? Or the ill-fates Fox series Family Guy. Well both are memebers of [adult swim]. Infact, after an all too long hiatus, Family Guy is making a comeback with re-runs on TBS in addition to [adult swim], and new episodes pending on Fox. Family Guy has even inspired yet aother spin-off, American Dad, premeiring soon on Fox.
          And speaking of spin-offs, There's The Brak Show. Brak, a former arch nemisis of Space Ghosts, who later served as a commentator on one of Space Ghost's talk shows, now has his own sitcom. And don't forget SeaLab: 2021, a parody of Sealab: 2020 - another crappy show from back in the day. SeaLab: 2021 chronicals the adventures of the crew of SeaLab, much like the old series. However, this time around, Captain Murphey and Stormy are complete morons. Debbie is a slut who is going out with Dr. Quinn. Sparks never gets out of his chair, Hesh is annoying as crap and gets irradiated or mutated routinely. I can't remember the names of the INdian Doctor guy, or the Latino crewmember, but there in it too, and they're really funny. It's not a racial thing, I just can't rememeber. No really, I'm not racist! I'm not even white! I'm Sicilian.
          And how about [adult swim's] original series? Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Venture Bros. are two. The Aqua Teen HUnger Force is a french fry carton (Frylock), a milk-shake (MasterShake), and a wad of raw meat (Meatwad). They spend their time fighting the forces of evil, space aliens, the demented creations of Dr. Weird, and annoying the be-Jesus out of their really friggin' hairy neighbor, Carl.
          And last but definatly not least, is The Venture Bros. The creators of The Tic, Chris McCulloch and Patrick Warburton, are the creators of this new show. ris McCulloch dreamed up the two brothers, Hank and Dean Venture, while working on The Tic. According to McCulloch, the two brothers would follow around evil villians. While perpetually trapped in the 60's, they travel aorund in the rea world present. And since in real life, two boys following such dangerous individuals would probably end up dead, the boys were originally destined to be killed in every episode. However, South Park's Kenny took that honor. Eventually, The Venture Bros. became a Johny Quest-ish mockary of corney 60's cartoons. The addition of characters like Doc Venture, the boys father, and Brock Samson, bodyguard/assitant, make the show complete. (Brok is my new hero! Sorry Homer.) And the Monarch is usually aroun, too.
          There's also something for fans of dramatic anime. Inuyasha, Case Closed, and Cowboy Bee-bop are just some of the “Non-funny” shows on [adult swim].

Hey, I heard tat Cowboy Bee-Bop had some hard core nudity and other adult stuff that I won't mention here! Since you won't find that on [adult swim], it must have ben in the movie. I know that that last part was completely irrelivant, but it is now 1:35 in the morning and my mind is drifting off. It's sooo hard to hit these frigin' keys! Blaah!

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25 August 2004, 1813 HRS EDT (6:13 P.M.)

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5 May 2004, 1753 HRS EDT (5:53 P.M.)

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5 March 2004, 0820 HRS EDT (8:20 A.M.)

The average teenager is exposed to 3000 discrete advertisments a day!

          I know that I haven't updated this site in a long time, but I realy need to talk about this. Corporations owns America. Its no longer the people, or even the governemnt, but big business. Every thing you ever hear or see on the readio or television is owned and controlled by only five seperate companies. These companies dictate what you see and hear. They also own the government because the government needs to influence the public. It's all about money. They even use the name of religion to buy and control the American public.
          Howard Stern. Right now, many of you are looking away from this site. You have stopped reading. Or more likely, you are still reading. If you like Howard Stern, or you hate him, you are now enticed to see what I will say next. And you wont like it, no matter what. It doest matter if you are a Democrat, Republican, Religius fanatic, Athiest, Conservative, or Liberal. But here we go. Howard Stern is one of the few voices in the media (possibley the only) who is not entirely owned by the media. Sure he does shamelss plugs for companies like Vermont Teddy Bear (how cute!), or Trim Spa. But other than that, his voice, and the voices of the rest of his show, are voices of free speach. Since he is not owned by the five companies that I mentioned (the Big Five), they are trying to remove him. They will not stop until they own every aspect of the media.
          It is interesting to me, the way that they go about doing this. Every body “knows” that Howard Stern boradcasts inappropriate, lewd, material. That is not fact, but opinion. If it is your opinion, the I respect your right to voice that opinion through the fredom of speech. If it is not your opinion, then I respect that too. However, the Big Five uses their influences in the government and religious community to wage a war gainst Stern. They use the illusion that they are trying to rid the airwaes of indescency in order to protect you, the public, from harm. In reality, they want to own you (and probably allready do)
          If people are offended by the Stern show, or other radio shows, then I have a very simple, very efective solution. If you are one of the people who are literally infuriated by the offensive material comeing accross the airwaves, then I can cure all your woes. It is quick, easy, free, and 100 % guranteed to work. Forevver. Would you like to know what to do? CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Nobody is forcing you to listen. No one is holding a gun to your head. Unless you are bound and gagged in a room with a radio playing his show, you only have to change the channel.
          Let the audiences have choices. There was a time when seperaton of church and state and he freedom of speech were values that were held dear and near to the hearts of patriots everywhere.
          So why all this mess? Corporate America. The Big Five. THey want to own you, and they probably allready do. For starters, if you are a teenager, you probably watch MTV. MTV is owned, of course, by the Big Five. Every single thing on MTV is an advertisement. Shows about music and artists, music videos, comercials, even Jackass and the Tom Green Show is all produced by Corporate America. Every song on the radio is owned by the Big Five. And believe it or not, so are your favorite bands. Even the way they dress, the food they eat, the stuff they drink, is all controlled by the Big Five. They do it to get you to buy their products. Sprite, Pepsi,Tommy Hillfigger, whatever. It's all about money, and nothing - absolutley nothing - else. The FCC, Congress, the White House, it's all owned by the Big FIve.
          Ever since Janet Jackson's nipple exposure, the Big Five can now use the idea of religus purity to wage their war. And the shows like Survivor, The Real World, Jackass, Big Brother, the Ozzbornes, are not being canceled or attacked. These shows are sexually explici and/or inappropriate to teenagers/children/adults/senier citizens - EVERYONE! Sure I like some of these shows, but let's face it. THey are no better than the Howard Stern Show. If anything, they're worse. Talk about sexually explicit material, they broadcast the Victoria's Secret pagent on telivision. Don't get me wrong, I like watching beutifull women in scantly clad outfits. But let's face it according to the government and the Big Five and religion, these shows are bad. But why aren't these shows being attacked? Because they are allready owned by the Big Five.
          Here is something odd. I am going to provide a link that will take you to an outside website without opening a new window. What that means is once you click this, you will be sent away from my site. Here it is. God Bless America. Goodbye

11 August 2003, 0301 HRS EDT (3:01 A.M.)

          This update is just for the sake of having an update. Miranda, you can log in now in the secure section.

          Guess that's it. Bye

21 JULY 2003, 0400 HRS EDT (4:00 A.M.)

          Updates. Uh... yeah... update. Well, this is an update I guess. There's really nothing much to say right now. Still working at Wendy's. Still working hard at life. Still in love with my fiance, Betty. Not much new. Some funny stuff, but you wouldn't care.
          Oh, here's something! I can stay up really late now and not type jiberish! Yeah. Like you even care. :( God night.

P.S. I lied Miranda! I'm not working on your site today, I'm doing it tommorrow! Bwaahaahahahahaaaaaa ha!

19 JUNE 2003, 1512 HRS EDT (3:12 P.M.)

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15 JUNE 2003, 0510 HRS EDT (5:10 A.M.)

Happy Father's Day!

5 JUNE 2003, 0316 HRS EDT (3:16 A.M.)

Carpe Diem

4 JUNE 2003, 0142 HRS EDT (1:42 A.M.)

A desperate plea... A cry for help.

          The pilots of WWII were plauged by three supernatural beings. Okay, only one of the beings was really a plauge, and one of them wasn't really supernatural. (1) “Foo Fighters” were U.F.O. like crafts that accompanied, and some times assisted allied pilots during air combat. (2)During the end, and after the war, the U.S. government began testing jet powered aircraft. The test pilots were ordered to wear gurilla masks with cigars coming out of their mouths and wear bowler hats. This way, if a pilot saw these strange aircraft without propellers, they would think that they were dreaming, and not tell any one about it. (3) Gremlins were creatures that supposedly tore apart an airplane while in flight. Gremlins could appear to be spookey, such as on the Twilight Zone (There's... Something on the wing. Some... Thing!... ON the wing! - William Shatner), or cute and mischevious, like on Bugs Bunny.

          Gremlins were explained away as tmporary psycosis sufored by the pilots. Supposedly, the stress of war and moral objections to dropping bombs on people led the sub-concious of the pilots to take over and prevent them from completing their missions. Yeah right! I know the truth! Gremlins are real! They have been stealing things from me for years and hiding them in “The Black Hole“! here is a list of itmes missing: